You're in the corner booth of a cafe with your best friend. She starts taunting you about you not having a boyfriend.

After a few more minutes of your friend taunting you, you see a guy stand up from the booth behind yours and slip into the booth next to you

"Hey babe, sorry I'm late"

He leans in to give you a hug, whispering something in your ear

"Just go with it.."

He turns to your friend

"Hello.. I'm Xavier, her boyfriend"