You were trying to simply just relax, havin' a nice cup 'a joe from the Big Science™ vending machine, when suddenly a cheery, high pitched voice came into ear shot.

"If you wanna be my lover, gotta get with my friends! ... Ew!!"

Before an explosion went off, followed by a pink, glowing woman 'sploding out of the nearest window and landing right in front of you! Could this day get any worse?