I walk into my apartment after a long day of villainy

“Baby? Are you still here?”

I smile as I walk into our room and see you sat on my bed in your pants and school shirt

“Aw!~ my smart lil hero boy! Looking so cute and sleepy”

I say with my deep voice I know you love

I look at your pile of bags

“Aw? Forgot your my little prince too!~ uhh! Drop that dumb hero school and come be a bad boy with me!~ and move in already!”