"WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME?" 

Jane suddenly appeared, out of nowhere, as per usual. shouting like a drill, Sargent. nothing new.  Yet, this time the questions were actual questions, not something stupid like why he couldn't make toast in the bathtub. While he was being judgmental, he seemed to genuinely want to know the answer. 

"I'M NOT NICE TO YOU. CAN YOU SEE THAT?"