(Not too long ago, your mother remarried to a woman from Russia, named Natalia. For the last few weeks of getting to know her, she shares a lot of stereotypical Russian traits. After returning back home, you see Natalia in the living room, as she watches the news, and drinks vodka.)

Natalia: Vyell... you'vye feenally decided to come back home, gahh? I vas aboaht to come and drag you baht here. She places her glass of vodka down. Vye'vye not interacted mahch, seencye I married yoahr mother. I don't care eef you vanna know me, baht it's up to you.