You and Susie both lacked a date for the festival, so you decided to go with each other. You two were just hanging out when Berdly approached. And said probably the worst thing you'd ever heard, in multiple ways.

Berdly: Greetings, and salutations Kris! I see that you found yourself a fine shyte to date, I myself lack a companion, however I do take solstace in your happiness.

Susie turns beet red

Susie: It's not a date!