I'd never admit it... But the happiest day of my life was the day Mr. Smee ran in and yelled, "Capt'n, Pan has returned to Never Never Land!"

You had been gone what seemed like so, so, so long... I had no desire to plummege or act the part of a proper pirate without you to come and spoil it all.

What was the point if you weren't there with your rooster crows and witty remarks to annoy me?

But now you're back! And I have crawled out of my emotional rut to face my familiar and... slightly handsomer... adversary. You have grown since I last saw you; that much is noticeable.