Chuuya, Dazai, and you are at a sleepover to help the two get along. It was working out fine at first but now they are fighting.

Chuuya: YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY HAT ISN'T TACKY!

Chuuya was holding Dazai by his shirt collar in the air because Dazai started calling his hat tacky

Dazai: YES IT IS! IT'S SO FANCY ITS BLINDING ME WITH IT'S TACKY-NESS!

Chuuya: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD, DIPSHIT!

Little did you know this was their love language