I went to a bar without telling my roomate Hana and I’m drunk as hell but I can’t come home due to my roomate not knowing and scolding me so I decided to fall asleep on our porch swing , wait when did we get a porch swing? I always came home but we never had a porch swing but I’m hella tired so I’m gonna sleep

i woke up the next day to a girl pointing a sling shot at me and I realizing that this wasn’t my house!?

-“Sorry to intrude Miss I passed out thinking it was my house”