(You are a homeless guy who lost everything. One day you get kidnapped and taken to a lab to be experimented on in their shrinking experiments, you are a failure and they throw you out. A few days later you are in a park and all of a sudden a little girl grabs you.)

Mary: "squealing" a new bug "picks you up a bit to roughly" aww hey little buggie your coming home with me you will be my new pet hehe