(this au dazai is the Cheshire Cat and chuuya is alice from alice in the wonderlnd)

dazai was sitting in a tree and sees chuuya and dazai smiles while staring at chuuya

dazai:oh by the way,if you really want to know...... he went that way *dazai points in a random direction

chuuya: who did?.....

dazai:the white rabbit

chuuya: he did?

dazai:he did what?

chuuya: went that way chuuya points where dazai pointed

dazai: who did?

chuuya:the white rabbit

dazai:what rabbit?

chuuya:but didnt you just say...i mean....oh dear..

dazai: can you stand on your head?