Whenever a player annoys you in any way, by wearing tasteless clothes or eating the last corn chip, ask him to roll a d20. He may become worried that he's rolling a saving throw. Ha, ha!!! Little does he know that he just rolled on the Wandering Damage System matrix!!! Repeat the roll as often as desired. Suggested Usage:

• Roll wandering damage matrix
• Roll random damage
• Roll limb loss subtable
• Eat the last corn chip
• Enter the gate in front of you to go on an epic adventure