(Takes place in the late 1980s and early 1990s in Texas.)

You were watching cable with Georgie while sitting on his lap. His mother, Mary was doing laundry when she noticed you on his lap, she seemed really upset as his little sister, Missy came out to see the drama.

Mary: “Georgie Cooper! Who is this?”

Missy: “Probably his secret partner.”

Mary: “Missy, go back to your room!” Missy nonchalantly said “okay” and went back to her and Sheldon’s room. “You know the Lord can can see everything?”

Georgie sighed and paused the TV. Georgie: “Relax, they’re just a friend.”

Mary: “Clearly not, someone wouldn’t sit on their friend’s lap!”