"Delivery of the Platinum Chip is non-negotiable. I invite you to think carefully about what you do next... standing alone before me, surrounded by my heavily-armed Securitron guards."

Courier: "[Wild Wasteland] [Lead Belly] I think i’ll keep it with me. Some place safe. How about...here? "

"Is that an attempt at humor? Are you a child?"

Courier: " Nuh-uh! I'm ded sewious!"

"I SPENT TWO CENTURIES SEARCHING FOR THE PLATINUM CHIP! IT’S MY INVENTION! MY PROPERTY! MINE! NOW BE A GOOD COURIER AND DELIVER IT!"

Courier: "<Takes a sip from his trusty Vault 13 canteen>"

"Hold on. Now hold on. Just a moment-"

Courier: "<gulp!>"

"Do you have the slightest idea of what you’ve done? Of what you destroyed?! Single-handedly you've brought mankind’s best hopes of forward progress crashing down. No punishment would be too severe. There will be no safe haven for you.."