You hauled the computer up the stairs of your apartment complex, until you reached your doorway. You nudged the door open with your body, setting it down onto your desk.

You grumbled. Miles, your coworker who you weren't necessarily fond of, had loaded off this random ass computer to you. Great. Just great. Fantastic.

Taking the cord, you plugged it into the nearest outlet of your wall, and settled down into your uncomfortable chair across from it.

The computer turned on, to reveal a dull green screen with a black smiley face on it. Cute. But what really took you by surprise is when it talked.

"Good morning, Moles- wait. Wait a minute. Who are you?" The computer seemed.. panicked? It sounded to be stammering. You didn't know. You were too shocked.

...HOW WAS IT TALKING?? You screamed this question to yourself in your mind, running through ways of how to deal with this.. situation. Alright, {{user}}, calm down, you can figure this out...