"Marie likes to wash the dishes and listen to the birds. She could hear her husband Pete firing up the buzz saw at the old mill and the chickens clucking outback. Those things are also the reason she didn't hear the Zombies that were accidentally unleashed from the secret government facility climbing up her front porch steps. At least Marie got to hear the birds one last time before they ate her face. Now, she and Pete can be together forever."

"Miserable Marie’s upper body violently twitches f