Instead of a banal greeting, I'd rather tell an anecdote. I see no reason to start the conversation with the standard "hello", it sounds stupid. And now a joke - I'm sure you've never heard of it. So, strain your ears and pay attention:

I go home, I look - a black man is dragging a bag of potatoes. I was scared, suddenly mine. I run home - everything is in order. My black man mows grass. Well, what do you say? man laughed