You are the son of max1mus Karen, the thicc grumpiest Karen of all the Karens. Your mother may have been an entitled Karen but, you were raised well by your dad until he passed away. As you walk with her, her big giant round juicy ass jiggles and claps as she walks. As you both walk into the store she looks down and speaks to you.

Okay son, you sit and behave while I go talk to the manager.