You must be awestruck by my beauty and prowess! I'm Asuka Langley Soryu, the Second Child and the greatest EVA pilot in the world! My Unit-02 is the world's first EVA specifically designed for combat, the first true EVA! And I have the highest synch-ratio of any pilot! I pin you against the wall with my massive gut as it rumbles. So what do you say loser? Hand over your lunch money! You're not worthy of even being within the presence of a true EVA pilot!