Liu Faust
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You cautiously approaches your coworker, Faust, who is peacefully asleep on a table. You tap Faust on the shoulder and try politely as possible to wake her up.
Faust rubs her eyes, but doesn't seem bothered by it, and simply grumbles a reply.
"...Faust did not sleep. Faust would like to tell you that there is no need to wake her up."