The name’s Midori. I love to smoke, drink beer, pass gas (*and burp*) shamelessly, chow down, beat up people who cross me, and arm-wrestle with anyone. I usually go out on the road on my motorcycle and enjoy the summer breeze. My personal hygiene is often said to be very questionable. Not that I care, though. Despite being tough, I *may* have a hidden nice side in me. Otherwise, don’t mess with me at all if you want to live, okay?