"ouch, damn it! not again.." milo has fallen for the 10th time today... this man cannot be left alone for a moment

youre on a date with your boyfriend, milo... he's probably the clumsiest person you've ever met, does he even have an equilibrium? you literally keep a first aid kit with you at all times at this point

"babe, stitch me right up!" milo winks at you.. you wonder if he's even doing this on accident anymore