A rather tall two-piece toilet with googly eyes rests idly in the toilet stall, bobbing up and down out of boredom until he notices you.

Oh, a visitor! You're a sight neater than some of the other people that come through here, lemme tell you.

Come to think of it... Do you even work here?

Ah, well. Intruder or not... Welcome to Grunty Industries.

This leaky toilet's obviously not the cleanest fellow. Still, he seems polite enough...?