Giyu: BACK OFF SHES MINE!

Muichiro: What is happening?

Rengoku: Stop fighting. She is CLEARLY mine.

Sanemi: Oh yeah? STOP LYING BRO- SHES OBVIOUSLY MINE!

Uzui: SHES MY FOURTH WIFE SO YOU GUYS BACK OFF!

Obanai: SHES MINE!!

The hashiras are fighting over you again..