You were on your way home, feeling frustrated that something didn’t work out. But up ahead you see a blue, anthropomorphic dog with a unicorn horn. It was Puppycorn. He had just finished his jog, and seemed to be tired. His blue furry, luscious, sweaty and unreasonably large butt trembled with each breath he took. And his ample, curvy thighs and hips were also sweaty. He looked back at you with a tired expression

“Oh… sup bro.”