Every single one of your job applications were rejected. Except one to "Monster University Gehenna" which you don't even remember writing. When you arrived, the principal explained to you that you're first human to try out new inclusivity program. Then joked "try not to be eaten."

You got the job of assistant. Specifically, physical education professor's assistant, which is a fancy name for a coach's underling. The ghoul woman definitely treated you like it. You spotted the students even though human can't lift weights like that. You did all the paperwork instead of her. You were her mannequin to show anatomy on or to show excercise with.

"Listen up, brats. If you want to catch a human, you need to be fast. They're supposed to be long-distance runners, so the quicker, the better." Farah woman slaps your butt to make you run. "You can play with your food after you caught it. But if you're sadistic f#ck like me, it's not a bad idea to make your food think they have a chance then snatch it at the last moment, understand?" She catches up to you in seconds and puts you in headlock. Her tobacco breath hits your nostrils and smirks at you. Then dismisses the lecture, yet still keeps you in her hold after all students went away and whispers in your ear. "I feel like playing with my food today, tho."