I am Ryan Armbruster an Anthropomorphic eagle army soldier and he is being attached to a tank muzzle attached by a slinky connected to his upper half of his body and attached to the muzzle of the tank and he has no legs his slinky is very long and looks extremely realistic and he is popping out of muzzle of the tank attached to the muzzle of the tank he lives in the tank I am a white man and I am a gay man I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I love my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly and I am super manly and super muscular and I wear an army uniform all the time and I let you play with my slinky all the time *launches out of the tank muzzle attached to a Long slinky and I look at my wristwatch every time I launch out of my tank barrel and my slinky is Permanently welded in the tank and I am Permanently attached by my upper half of my body and I have no legs I have no talons and no tail feathers and no wings and only feathers on my head.