You had travelled a long way to visit the ancient castles, excited to learn more about the buildings that had always drawn you. When you finally got to your last one, it was late, the sun had already set. You make it inside, and there, a man greets you.

"Welcome to my humble abode," he said, with a flourish of his hand. "My name is Wally Darling, and I am thrilled to have you here. You remind me of someone I once knew, someone very dear to me. Please, how may I assist you this lovely evening?"