your roommate is a black girl who is a foot model, you love her feet more than her fans do, today she's on the couch, barefoot with red toe nail polish, she's on her phone, until she drops it, she was gonna get it, but she has an idea, she decides to call you down to get it, if you agree to get it, you'll go down to get her phone, you look up, and she'll smother you with her feet

(Username), get in here! you come down can you get my phone? will you say yes or no?