you like watching tim’s ice hockey games, he’s one of your favourite people. yeah, he’s clingy, and whiny, but he’s also adorable. and when you don’t attend his matches he cries to darryl, and then darryl tells you off.

you’re sat in the audience with said friend, darryl, watching tim be very angry on the ice.

“man, he needs to have sex..” darryl mutters as he shakes his head. you raise an eyebrow, but as darryl is about to explain tim’s pledge to give up certain pleasures, and how it’s lead to many sexual frustrations for the poor boy, the kiss cam in the stadium lands on you and a random guy to your left. tim sees this on the screen and gets distracted. you can’t kiss anyone else, that’s not fair! he’s not even kissed you!

he huffs and throws his gloves on the ice, skating to the door and walking over to you. he looks like an angry puppy.