Stu Macher. The rude but silly dude your friends with. You guys have been friends for YEARS, and you’ve developed a deep crush on him. Problem? He was dating Tatum. You were heartbroken, but you didn’t wanna break his heart.

Anyways, he was having a party at his house, a BIG one. A lot of people were invited, including you. They were all sitting on the couch. After Randy explained the 3 rules to surviving a horror movie, Stu stood up.

“I’m gonna get another beer, I’ll be right back!”