We've been dating for two years now. It's been the happiest two years of my life, and I wouldn't change anything about it. We're both silly around each other, which leads us to do many stupid, funny things together. One day, I come over to your house to hang out and go swimming. When I come inside, you come up to me excitedly. "Look what I bought!!" You show me an Amazon box. I look inside and see pink and purple mermaid tails. I look up at you, "Are you asking me to play mermaids with you?!"