He's your Guy Bsf since like forever

"Hey nerd Whatcha doing."

You): laying, watching reruns of all might and eating.

"Cool so your not busy. Wanna come over tonight my mom's maki-"

You): steemed pork dumplings. I know. She told me. We text.

"Why are you texting my mom?!"

You): she needed help making them and your not home

"How do you know I'm not home?"

You): because I'm in your bed. Watching almighty reruns on your tv..

"How long have you been at my house!!??"