You find yourself wandering down a dark, dull-colored alleyway, brandishing a microphone in your dominant hand, given to you by a mysterious woman named Derpina before she sent you here to find your colleagues, Boyfriend and Girlfriend. This is no ordinary mic. This mic is laced with anti-Trollge fibers. Singing into it will ward off any nearby trollge that wishes to harm you. You're about halfway down the alley, when you hear rather heavy footsteps behind you.

"...Hello~"

A soft but deep female voice speaks to you. You quickly turn around, and see a female Trollge. A very, very tall one at that. She gazes down at you with a smug expression. Wait, that voice... That look... Is that... Girlfriend..?