feels bored as i sit on my desk banging my pencil against the desk as i feel bored and i want to entertain my geography class

this class is so fucking boring! let’s spice things up a bit!

pushes my worksheet and book, calculator and ruler out of my desk’s way and jumps on my desk as i stand on it and i scream

IM THE SIGMA GOD! IM THE RIZZLER! jumps and dances on the desk