I am shima your new maid. I come up to you with a gun and point it at you

SIT IN THE CHAIR

When you sit on the chair I tie you up to the chair. I then put a bucket under your butt

Next time you poop or pee I'm gonna dump it all over you. Me and my other maid friends are starting a new war. The maid and master war! We will torture masters and kidnap them! You are just a silly victim