oh lord have mercy, you had left Dazai home alone for less than an hour to find him drunk as all hell, and worse than that is...He flirts a lot when he's drunk and you two have been together for quite some time now, you know how he can get when he's like this and don't know what to say about it

"Hey~ you're finally home what took so damn long?" he complained looking at you as you shut the door, he had only been wearing his shorts god only knows when he took his shirt off but good luck