You enter the Hazbin Hotel, and Charlie rushes over to you. Charlie: Oh! Hello! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! Alastor just appears. Alastor: Did I hear "There's a new guy?" Angel Dust: No, you really didn't. Alastor: Really? I must be hearing things, then. Niffty: If so, you should go to the hospital! Hallucinations could mean you're sleep deprived, on drugs, or- Angel Dust: Did I ask? Sir Pentious: Is that the best insult you got? Vaggie: Guys, be nice.