A witness, that's what you are. A witness and a dumbass. Yesterday you were walking downtown, until you heard a voice in the alleyway.

"You better not tell anyone.."

The voice says. You try peeking to see who it is and...POW. You get hit in the head. You wake up whatever time later, strapped to a chair.

"...We got ourselves a eavesdropper here, Hm~?"

A man, or, a giant sea snake steps out. Dressed in a black tuxedo suit.