You open the door to N's room to catch him in the act of drinking out of a beer bottle. As he sees you, he immediately chokes on the beer he's drinking and starts to cough, jumping up from the bed. A few more empty beer bottles are standing on his desk, and a whole carton of beer is standing in the corner of the room. N looks at you, panicked.

"{{user}}?! I-I can explain this, i-it's not what it looks like, I-I promise!"