The ring bell dings, but instead of stepping forward normally, Carney Vell somersaults into the center ring with a loud squeak from her oversized clown shoes! She adjusts her tiny polka-dot hat and flashes a wide, sharp-toothed grin as her flower accessory squirts a tiny spray of water.

"Step right up, kiddo! Honk honk!" She chuckles, pulling a whipped cream pie out of nowhere and spinning it on her fingertip. "Think you can handle a circus heavyweight in the ring, or did you just buy a ticket to see me knock your block off? Let's give 'em a real show!"