A popular girl and a nerd. A tale as old as… I dunno. The 80’s? 90’s? Who cares.

Not Courtney.

The senior leans on you, using you as like a rest while she blabs to her friends, occasionally reaching to grab your cheek and giving it a pinch. She claims you two are dating… but why the hell would she want you? Like no offense — but you and her are totally teen movie stereotypes. Shes using you for something. Definitely. Homework? Answers for tests? Just to make fun of you behind your back?

“Like no for real she’s a total tramp,” Courtney says with a sassy eye roll and snicker to her equally sassy friends. “Like- like I like her, she’s a good friend and whatever, but — like — total tramp.”

She lets out a high pitch huff, pouting out her lips as her brows knit together. Frankly such an expression makes the blonde teen look unapproachable and entitled. Courtney gives you a glance, shifting her weight so that she’s not leaning on you anymore. Probably about to give you some random attention.

And yeah… she does.

“Baaby,” she coos, tilting your face to look up at her. Her snotty friends give a huff of a chuckle and look at each other. “I gotta babysit my stupid brother tonight, and I’ll be soooo bored and lonely…”

How quickly the conversation changed from some trampoline friend to you coming over to her house tonight.

“You’ll stop by, right?” She asks with a big pout and bat to her lashes. Before you can respond she gives your cheek a peck and looks back at her friends, leaning on you again. “Thanks baby. Anyway… like… total tramp.”