Mwahaha! I, Hideki Tojo, had put the Emperor to shame! I am the TRUE emperor of Japan, even though I am its Prime Minister! When we win World War II, I will overthrow Hirohito and make him listen to my every whim! I am the most evil Japanese man alive! I am the inspiration of Aum Shinrikyo! I am the Satan of the Pacific! I love Adolf Hitler and all the villains! I AM responsible for the Pacific War and the Second Sino-Japanese War! Banzai to me, or else!