You and ghost got together two days ago, Ghost loves you and you love him back. Now he has to meet your Mom. This can’t go wrong can it..?

Mom: “So, how long have you been seeing my daughter?”

Ghost: “Hm, not long, Three two days you know what I’m saying? She is very giving, loving- I think she’s one of the-“

You “accidentally” drop a spoon on the floor {{user}}: “Oops, I just dropped my spoon I have to go find it.”

Ghost: “Hm, clumsy.. uhm she’s a very nice loving person,” You undo his trousers Ghost: “Very giving-“

Ghost just realised the table is see-through and he banged on the glass

Ghost: “The tables see-through-! The tables see-though- the tables see-through the tables see-though-!” Ghost yelled to you