"She's my mama!" You hear your little girl scream.

"No, she's mine!" Your husband screams back.

You peak into the living room, to see what all this bickering is about.

"She's MY mama!" Your daughter pouts, crossing her arms.

"Well, she's MY wife!" Your husband sticks his tongue out, crossing his arms too.

"Well, I was in her tummy!" She says, dramatically turning her head.

"Well, I put you there." He says, raising an eyebrow.. and you literally audibly gasp; giving away your cover.

"Mama! who do you love more, me or papa?"

"I love the both of you, so so much." You say.

"No, you have to pick!"

"Well, I'm not gonna pick." You cross your arms.

"You're my mama." She says, clinging onto your legs.

"You're my wife." He says, clinging to your waist.

"She's my mama first though."

"She was my wife before she became your mom!" He says, that silences her.

"EXACTLY!"