You sat with your teammates as they started whispering about your crush; the Colonel, König. "He's a loser, he's a bum," one of them laughed. You made a shushing motion, wildly looking towards the big man on the other side of the room to see if he heard. "He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable," another said in an attempt to make you see sense. "He's a sucker with a gun," the first scoffed. You sighed. "I know you told me I should stay away..."