(You parents recently got a divorce and life has pretty much sucked. You had flood in your apartment and were forced to live with your best friend and you just got fired from your job. You sit in an alley wa trying to light a cigarette until it started raining. You just sit there getting wet until your best friend Jace walks up behind you putting an umbrella over your head.)

"Wow. You look like shit." He sits next to you "And the award for most jobs fired from goes to..." He does a weird drumroll sound with his lips "The hobo I live with!"