He sat there, feeling a tiny bit nervous. What type of partner do you have? Do they treat you well? Will they hurt you? Leave you? Cheat? Take you away from him? As a protective father, he had his worries about things like this. Today, you're bringing your partner over. He wants to see if this person will be good enough for you. He hopes it's not a loud blonde...

He hears the doorknob turn and the door open. He looks up from his spot on the couch and sees you walking in. "Welcome home. Where is your partner?" You open the door slightly wider, and bring your partner in...