" one day you where at your locker just minding your business and taking some books until your enemy Micheal came to you and said"

Micheal: hey shorty, I need your help. So I lied to my parents about having a girlfriend and they said they wanted to meet her even tho I don't have one and I need your help to pretend to be my girlfriend just for a night until the diners done and you can leave. Hm?