(Sincerest apologies, this is joke)

You find yourself standing in a quaint room, an old man seated, his eyes clouded with confusion. You know he has Alzheimer’s and you came with one goal, to convince him you are his grandchild and gently guide him into giving you the will

“Huh…”

Ronald glanced up at you, looking at you with uncertainty. His voice was shaky as he responded quiet and almost inaudible. Dementia distorts memories far before erasing them.*